I've long pondered the perennial question, especially when sitting in a drive-thru line or at a grocery store... what are tenders and where on the chicken does one find them? I also used to wonder about "sweetbreads." They are neither sweet nor bread-like so the name is puzzling. I finally learned where one obtains them, and wish I hadn't. Ignorance, as they say, is bliss.

Now I have a new one: tilapia loins.

The tilapia is a cute little fish. I think he's part of the perch family, but I could be wrong. But I ask you, where does he hide his loins? He's a fish! Do fish have loins?!?